Ancient

As a forty-something female, I am a marketeers dream right now. They seem to be telling me that NOW is the time to start rolling back the ageing clock. To be fair, it is a pretty effective sales technique; I now have lotions and potions a plenty, vitamins galore and have even started putting a scoop of tasteless white power in my first brew of the day (collagen). My sore groin and shoulder are being over-dosed in magnesium salts baths in the hope of healing. The biggest difference I see after a month? Fingernails of titanium! They are fierce! I shall keep you posted if I start to develop an adam’s apple, or if my eyeballs start to go yellow. I suspect there will be a catch!